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Thanks to the two comments. Cecily and Larry it’s a normal brimed hat. Also If you can read the comments from George, they are really good about Bishop Galen. They are worth reading. One of my favorite sayings is, ” For Evil to exist, the only thing necessary is for good people to do nothing.” Bishop Galen certainly did something.
From time to time I get some interesting e-mails, that I put in our parish bulletin. This is an important recall notice.
RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named
Adam
and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent
units. This defect has been technically termed “Subsequential Internal
Non-Morality,” or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily
expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct
this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously
offered
to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There
is
no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once
connected,
please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next,
download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart
component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will
replace
it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions
Before
